JUNGLE MANIA PART 2
If you havent read my 1st testimony in JUNGLE MANIA (the part 1), You better read it. Especially if you were part of this Holy Shit ecosystem. As what I remember I indicated there and I am hoping that the list of BEAST AMIDST THE JUNGLE will just be it. No more additional BEAST please! Unfortunately, roaming around and changing my biological clock part of this jungle leaves me to another ALERTNESS because I didn't expect that there are other discreet MONSTERS in this burning hell. OMG! Since I was a kid, based on the stories of either urban legends, or fantasies I heard...and even in realities BEAST, MONSTERS, BAD/EVIL SPIRITs, DEVILS, WITCHes, FIEND, LUCIFERS, IMP, GOBLINS, VAMPIRES, ALIENS, PREDATORS, etcetera, etcetera..shows up only at night. BUT since this is an UNBLESSED Jungle... It was quite a surprise and need to be expected that they also shows even if the sun shines above. Great! How marvelous it is that we cautious human are surrounded by these creatures.
Scroll down and scroll down until you gonna reach the bottom of this page.
(You'r done ayt?)
So what's new?
Here it is. First I would like to thank my lovely fellow human being that they are at least aware of this morning spell casted by the enormous tyrant creatures. I always hear their assertion about some certain matters that lead me as a writer and fellow friend/observer/victim to be inspired again as ala Dr. Jose Rizal rebellion.
1. NEVER THEY WILL ROT:
I will start first by the flick MEAN WITCHES..oh Im sorry its MEAN GIRLS NGA PLA. ahem!
Have you ever watch MEAN GIRLS starring Lindsay Lohan? Where Lindsay met and became friend with these three chicks in their school who are the so called "PLASTICS". Well it is actually one of my favorite movies. However movies like that sometimes might turn into realities, altough with diferent kind of blend, twist and scenario. In this jungle we have these fellow plastics! Its just that do not exactly know who is the QUEEN BEE. But whoever it is, she needs to check up already because her honey taste like her own sweat. EEW!ASIM!
I always wonder when does God created this man-made-synthetics. Oops! I forgot they are not human nga pla! HAHAH! I mentioned already (JUNGLE MANIA1) this syntethics but I cant blame myself to modify them once more because they're unstoppable and their population intensifies in this jungle. It is very difficult to live your life surrounding with these people. You will really never know who are them specifically because their artificial "oh-so-good-fella" to you are just frontage and it'll be like a BIG surprise to you when they unexpectedly already do their shitty things. GOddamn this people are so non-biodegardable. When they will die no bacterias will even wanted their buried cadaver.
2. CHUCHU:
(i like their so called term... i remember my dog who died because of being an avid and loyal guard of our house.)
WATCHDOG. Have you already encountered this kind of creatures. They are not detectives, and hell no rights to spy you under surveillance. Sometimes they are spying you unnoticeably. They keep an eye on you so much that when they don't see you, gosh they are like crazy to find you and even ask other people just looking for you. They are like checking all your moves. What you do, where you go, when to go.. HELL YOU GO! They driving me nuts because there's alot of reasons running on my mind why they do such act.
FIRST- be FAIR! did you ever try to see others?
SECOND- watch also for yourself
THIRD- im not under you, nor other person you tried to scrutinize
FOURTH- we are not in classroom, and i dont need to ask permission.."Maam pwede pong mag cr?" dont act like a SOMEBODY.
3. SPEAKING OF UNFAIR:
Disgusting but this speaks not just by looking at others but also looking at yourself. Let's first talk about LOOKING AT OTHERS.
There are alot of unfair people. They try to shit you and just only you. See how wretched you are if they are your victim! This actually correlates my number 2. If they got an eye on you. Bull's eye baby! You have nothing to do. Even if your not alone and the only one that must recieve their prejudice, you cant do anything for their attention on you because they are UNFAIR nga diba-BWISIT TALAGA!. They will just continue that. You see these people act like SOMEONE for those that they can do that only. Usually their targets are mostly under their age, less positioned, shorter duration in the jungle and those who doesn't even care a single amount for them. Then there they are who cares for you alot in a bullshit way. How touching! How biased!
Why try to look at for yourself first. Before you criticize, and unmerited a bigotic assertion to others and ask if you also do those things on yourself. Hello? Thank you for calling! How may Ihelp you? Have a nice day! Come on! Hahaha!
4. A GOOD LEADER IS A GOOD FOLLOWER
FUNNY MEMORANDUM
1 hour late= absent
3 days absent in a month= Byebye
why funny? This is the only jungle i known to have a stupid rules. Imagine, 1 hour late, they wouldn't allow you anymore to enter the hell. (Well as if you really want to be surrounded with these beast). And second 3 absences in a month your FIRED. (Whatever the case is) (Haller, we are already burning here physically and socially).
But since rules are rules. If you do not want it, then just go. We already signed in it. So.. okay fine. WE have nothing to do on it but just F-O-L-L-O-W.
But the thing is not about the difficulty in following this stupid rule. But the bias that exist in this orders. They chose whom they want to notice and memo whoever disobey this. Which actually the truth is, those seniors who supposedly are leaders doesn't even obey their own heck of rules. And much more they didn't give any damn thing of noticing their closed friends or those seniors.
-to be continue-
THATS IT JUNGLE POEPLE...
i am expecting now for my part 3.
Gimme more beast!
Gimme more!
NOTE: Sorry for the terms. I know I am sarcastic but this are so suitable for them. I dont care! :-)
Scroll down and scroll down until you gonna reach the bottom of this page.
Recall the list of these BEAST REGIME of my JUNGLE MANIA (part1).
(You'r done ayt?)
So what's new?
Here it is. First I would like to thank my lovely fellow human being that they are at least aware of this morning spell casted by the enormous tyrant creatures. I always hear their assertion about some certain matters that lead me as a writer and fellow friend/observer/victim to be inspired again as ala Dr. Jose Rizal rebellion.
1. NEVER THEY WILL ROT:
I will start first by the flick MEAN WITCHES..oh Im sorry its MEAN GIRLS NGA PLA. ahem!
Have you ever watch MEAN GIRLS starring Lindsay Lohan? Where Lindsay met and became friend with these three chicks in their school who are the so called "PLASTICS". Well it is actually one of my favorite movies. However movies like that sometimes might turn into realities, altough with diferent kind of blend, twist and scenario. In this jungle we have these fellow plastics! Its just that do not exactly know who is the QUEEN BEE. But whoever it is, she needs to check up already because her honey taste like her own sweat. EEW!ASIM!
I always wonder when does God created this man-made-synthetics. Oops! I forgot they are not human nga pla! HAHAH! I mentioned already (JUNGLE MANIA1) this syntethics but I cant blame myself to modify them once more because they're unstoppable and their population intensifies in this jungle. It is very difficult to live your life surrounding with these people. You will really never know who are them specifically because their artificial "oh-so-good-fella" to you are just frontage and it'll be like a BIG surprise to you when they unexpectedly already do their shitty things. GOddamn this people are so non-biodegardable. When they will die no bacterias will even wanted their buried cadaver.
2. CHUCHU:
(i like their so called term... i remember my dog who died because of being an avid and loyal guard of our house.)
WATCHDOG. Have you already encountered this kind of creatures. They are not detectives, and hell no rights to spy you under surveillance. Sometimes they are spying you unnoticeably. They keep an eye on you so much that when they don't see you, gosh they are like crazy to find you and even ask other people just looking for you. They are like checking all your moves. What you do, where you go, when to go.. HELL YOU GO! They driving me nuts because there's alot of reasons running on my mind why they do such act.
FIRST- be FAIR! did you ever try to see others?
SECOND- watch also for yourself
THIRD- im not under you, nor other person you tried to scrutinize
FOURTH- we are not in classroom, and i dont need to ask permission.."Maam pwede pong mag cr?" dont act like a SOMEBODY.
3. SPEAKING OF UNFAIR:
Disgusting but this speaks not just by looking at others but also looking at yourself. Let's first talk about LOOKING AT OTHERS.
There are alot of unfair people. They try to shit you and just only you. See how wretched you are if they are your victim! This actually correlates my number 2. If they got an eye on you. Bull's eye baby! You have nothing to do. Even if your not alone and the only one that must recieve their prejudice, you cant do anything for their attention on you because they are UNFAIR nga diba-BWISIT TALAGA!. They will just continue that. You see these people act like SOMEONE for those that they can do that only. Usually their targets are mostly under their age, less positioned, shorter duration in the jungle and those who doesn't even care a single amount for them. Then there they are who cares for you alot in a bullshit way. How touching! How biased!
Why try to look at for yourself first. Before you criticize, and unmerited a bigotic assertion to others and ask if you also do those things on yourself. Hello? Thank you for calling! How may Ihelp you? Have a nice day! Come on! Hahaha!
4. A GOOD LEADER IS A GOOD FOLLOWER
FUNNY MEMORANDUM
1 hour late= absent
3 days absent in a month= Byebye
why funny? This is the only jungle i known to have a stupid rules. Imagine, 1 hour late, they wouldn't allow you anymore to enter the hell. (Well as if you really want to be surrounded with these beast). And second 3 absences in a month your FIRED. (Whatever the case is) (Haller, we are already burning here physically and socially).
But since rules are rules. If you do not want it, then just go. We already signed in it. So.. okay fine. WE have nothing to do on it but just F-O-L-L-O-W.
But the thing is not about the difficulty in following this stupid rule. But the bias that exist in this orders. They chose whom they want to notice and memo whoever disobey this. Which actually the truth is, those seniors who supposedly are leaders doesn't even obey their own heck of rules. And much more they didn't give any damn thing of noticing their closed friends or those seniors.
-to be continue-
THATS IT JUNGLE POEPLE...
i am expecting now for my part 3.
Gimme more beast!
Gimme more!
NOTE: Sorry for the terms. I know I am sarcastic but this are so suitable for them. I dont care! :-)
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